Greetings!  If you’re reading this, you’ve typed “pregnancy from hell” into Google, because that’s what you’re experiencing, or you find my manic, hormone induced rambling interesting,  or you could just be nosy.  Whatever the reason, welcome!

I’m a slightly twisted, rather neurotic person, who made the situation a whole lot worse by getting pregnant.  I am supported in my insanity by my wonderful and long suffering husband, Dave – an amazing man whose ability to laugh at me keeps him sane.

Together we try to raise our baby boy Lincoln without traumatising him for life, and we share a common interest in teaching amusing phrases to our pet parrot, Princess.

I sincerely hope you enjoy wasting many good hours of the day, or boring time at work, prying into our life.